Boris Johnson started the day with a couple of tweets that needed to be translated from ‘bollox’ into English:
This was met with the ‘we must lay down for our own safety’ line from one of the government’s trolls
Regular reminder: You don’t grow grapes from thorn bushes
Boris delivered pretty much as expected…that is to say: more of the same bollox
Actually, come to think of it, I’m rarely what anyone would call ‘polite’…because ‘direct’ is still considered ‘impolite’. I think it’s long overdue that we stopped being ‘polite’. ‘Polite’ won’t save the economy, the future of our kids, or our freedom.
In summary: Fuck Boris Johnson.