As we approach the day of ‘great rejoicing throughout the land’, what better time to take a look at the players hovering around the helm of UK Plc. Let’s start, as is proper on such an auspicious occasion, with the man of the hour:
The Chairman: Charles Phillip Arthur George Brunhilda Saxe-Coburg-Gotha
After 10 years of the finest public school education that money can buy, Charles bagged 2 A-levels, which opened the door to Cambridge University…who had left the door ajar specially for him. At Cambridge he studied history and continued to develop his prowess in the art of polo. Charles once ate a whole tube in 5 minutes without crunching a single one.
Previously the Prince of Wales & Dork of Cornwall, Charles is best known for marrying a young woman he wasn’t in love with, and subsequently making her life a complete misery, largely because he continued to bonk the woman that he was in love with…who was married to a chap that she wasn’t in love with either. Such situations are par for the course in royal circles, and make Charles the perfect man for the duplicity required to fulfil his new role: Pretending to be a champion for the British people whilst selling them down the river to his globalist friends (See ‘Special Advisor, Klaus Schwab’).
Charles takes his philanthropic activities very seriously, but also has a great sense of humour, as shown in these photographs of him enjoying the zany antics of fellow philanthropist, DJ, and host of BBC’s ‘Jim’ll Fix It’…Sir Jimmy Saville. It is unclear whether Jim ever ‘fixed it’ for Charles, although Charles was clearly supportive of Jim’s tireless work with children, as of course, were many other high profile members of the British establishment, including politicians, judges, and senior police officers.
Special Advisor to the Chairman: Klaus Martin Brunhilda Schwab
Much could be said about the illustrious career of Klaus Schwab, but very little ever is, perhaps because Klaus keeps a low profile, preferring to position himself as the mysterious sage in the background. He learned this technique from his old mentor, Henry Kissinger, another Svengali-like figure, who probably advised him that the son of a factory-manager for the Nazis was never going to make it in on Primetime - better to become an academic, ingratiate himself with narcissistic billionaires and pretend to be Swiss.
Klaus’ raison d’être is to usher in the New World Order for the ‘families’ who keep him in the style to which he has become accustomed. This world order is described in his books, and can also be found in UN Agenda 2030. In short: Herd them into cities, monitor everything they do, marginalise & eradicate opposition, and through the utilisation of diseases, sterilisation & if necessary war, remove any carbon units that are surplus to requirements. Do it all in the name of ‘Saving the Planet’.
Klaus, who is now 82 years old, has led the World Economic Forum for 50 years, but has no plans to retire and claims that he will still be running the show when he’s 100. It’s rumoured that that he dreams of having his consciousness downloaded into the body of a young blonde boy before the ‘adrenaline products’ give up the ghost…but I couldn’t possibly comment on that.
Prime Minister (Operations Manager): Rishi Sunak
Rishi Sunak is new to the role of Operations Manager, having been propelled into the spotlight because the previous occupant: a) thought the job entailed running the country, and b) didn’t have the stomach for what she was told to do by her bosses in Whitehall. By contrast Rishi made a fortune in the City of London, and is therefore untroubled by moral or ethical considerations.
By the way, there is absolutely no truth in the rumour that Rishi is unhappy that Joe Biden called him Rasheed Sanook or treats him like a Char-wallah whenever they meet. Rishi realises that this is not personal, it’s simply a matter of that’s what Joe believes brown people are for.
Finance Minister & ‘Minder’ to the Operations Manager: Jeremy Richard Streynsham Hunt
Jeremy is senior to Rishi in the ranks of the elite, but unfortunately he is too repulsive for normal people to accept, especially when exposed to physical proximity. It’s said that if he shakes your hand, you’ll break out into a rash & puke within 10 minutes, although no-one has been rash enough to test this for several years now.
Jeremy used to be Health Secretary and often visited St Thomas’ Hospital if he needed a photo op. The hospital staff cruelly referred to him as ‘Rhyming Slang’, although to be fair to them, many others have picked up on his unfortunate surname.
Minister for Pharmaceuticals, Genetically Modified Food & Cloud Formation: William Henry Gates III
What can be said about Bill Gates that hasn’t already been said countless times before? Nah, you’re right, ‘who cares?’
Bill made a fortune on the back of mommy’s address book and a willingness to screw anyone who could be useful for a while…before becoming a nuisance when it was time for quid quo pro. Sadly it didn’t have to be that way for Bill. Observers have reported that if only his father hadn’t taken him to play with the Rockefeller children, or if his mother hadn’t dressed him up as a girl, or even if he’d been remotely attractive to women…it could all have been different. But some say that it was failing his audition for the voice of Kermit that finally pushed him over the edge into full blown narcissistic sociopathy.
But that’s all chemically laced water under the bridge these days…it’s either world domination or bust for poor Bill…
…and here’s that photo of him and convicted child trafficker Jeffrey Epstein once again…
Are you noticing a pattern here people?
Digital Identity Tsar: Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
Some will be surprised to see Tony Blair still included amongst more ‘current’ power merchants, imagining him to be off peddling access to mid-ranking Heads of State in Asia & the Middle East. He does that of course, but he has staff to do most of the work.
Tony’s job, for some years now, has been to promote ‘Digital ID’…to float the idea long enough to acclimatise people to the idea…to gauge the strength of opposition…and finally for the existing Operations Manager to state that there are ‘No Plans’ to introduce it…
Dear reader, there most certainly are ‘Noplans’ to introduce it. ‘Noplans’ are kept in a special ‘Noplans’ drawer in Downing Street, the previous contents of which have been ‘Noplans’ for extended lockdown, ‘Noplans’ for masks, ‘Noplans’ to vaccinate children. There are ‘Noplans’ for all the items in UN Agenda 2030…you should read them…
Longer term, many believe Tony is plotting a return to the big time, perhaps as President of the EU Commission, although he may have to fight Napoleon Macron for that one.
Whatever you believe…don’t write him off…look at those eyes…
Special Mascot for Global Warming - Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg
On a lighter note, this picture is of course a fake. The idea that Greta won ‘Sweden’s Got NWO Talent’ or that György Schwartz is the cabal’s very own Simon Cowell is quite ridiculous…on the other hand it tells you everything you need to know about Greta’s genesis as mascot for the climate scam. For more information, or if you haven’t heard Greta deliver her emotional blackmail rants before, just hit the link below.
So, do enjoy Saturday 6th May 2023. I shall be having a BBQ in the sunshine and totally ignoring the bollox on TV, as I suspect, will millions of others.
I leave you with a couple of old photos which tell a familiar tale. One is a picture of a dead racketeer and his ‘bitch’…the other is Al Capone with a flunky.
